What Happens In Vegas
October 5th, 2008What Happens In Vegas
Stays In Vegas
Hopefully, for life.
Am I the only one that has absolutely no sympathy for OJ Simpson now that he’s been convicted of a dozen charges on felony crimes committed in Las Vegas?
I suspect not.
Hopefully he’ll get the full life term that he is now subject to. We’ll see. As we all know, it’s amazing how money can buy freedom.
I have no doubt that, somewhere, Nicole is smiling.
Change?
September 24th, 2008Change?
We Don’t Need Change, We Need Boots.
Another day passes, another day of Obama and Biden revealing just how full of shit they are.
Seems that despite Biden’s mocking of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin’s early (and one time) support of the infamous “Bridge to Nowhere”, Biden and Obama both voted to keep this project alive… TWICE.
They both voted to kill a Senate amendment that would have used these funds in Louisiana rather than Alaska.
“That is probably the most disturbing element of this and the campaigning on the Bridge to Nowhere,” said Bill Allison of the Sunlight Foundation, a taxpayer watchdog group. “Because, yes, they had a chance to vote specifically against the Bridge to Nowhere in Alaska to redirect the money to people, to bridges and infrastructure damaged by Hurricane Katrina going in to New Orleans, and they chose not to.”
The best part, this story was revealed first on CNN.com, the heart of liberal media.
I guess even CNN are getting sick of the political rhetoric and bullshit from the Obama camp.
Change. Yep, more of the same.
The Princess Diaries
August 27th, 2008The Princess Diaries
Part Deux
Ah, let’s all offer a collective sigh of sorrow for poor little Princess Michelle Rains of Suwanee, Georgia, who once again didn’t get her way.
(CAUTION – Foot stomping, pouting, tantrums, and the occasional punch to the chin are sure to follow).
See, when The Princess was charged with simple battery last week for hitting the president of the cheerleading association which her preteen daughter is a member of, she decided that charges should also be levied against the victim of her assault.
The Chief Magistrate disagreed with rains however, and ruled against the issuance of a warrant against the victim.
OMG!?!?! Like, I’m totally PO’d!!! This isn’t fair! This is NOT how you treat a Princess!
(stomp… stomp… stomp…)
Michelle Rains
(Suggest your own caption!)
The attorney for the victim accused Michelle Rains of “grandstanding” and “victimizing a victim”.
Yeah, that sounds about right.
The husband of The Princess, Greg Rains, was there to support her in court. There’s no indication that he’s explained to her the problem with acting like a spoiled little brat while confronting someone at a cheerleading clinic being attended by 240 girls between the ages of 5 and 12. Maybe he wants to buy a helmet before discussing this with her.
Hopefully the judge in this case will sentence The Princess of Suwanee to anger management and conflict resolution classes.
Princess Michelle shouldn’t assume that others are always going to be so willing to take her shit. She’s lucky that this victim stood back and didn’t retaliate, because if she had put her hands in the face of some of my best female friends, the police would have been the least of her worries. Don’t assume that the “soccer mom” that you think you’re in a heated discussion with isn’t in fact a tattoed badass in conservative clothing, just waiting for a reason to kick your spoiled little ass.
Related Post: Setting An Example
Source: Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Photos: AJC Gallery | Cheerleading fight ends up in court
Airline Suckage
August 13th, 2008Airline Suckage
You Thought They Couldn’t Get Worse?
WARNING - This post contains a lot of fucking profanity.
I don’t want to go off on a rant here, but just when you thought airlines couldn’t possibly get any worse… The following is revealed by cnn.com:
“Some airlines are charging U.S. soldiers extra baggage fees to take their military kits with them as they set off for war.
Military personnel carry large, heavy kit bags containing boots, clothing and gear. In the past few months, airlines have instituted fees for all travelers ranging from $15 for one bag to $250 for a third bag.”
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So, I was thinking… To the airlines mandating these policies, I have a very special message for you…
And, please, I mean this from the very bottom of my heart, and I say it with the greatest conviction imaginable. It is with the voice of every last ounce of my soul when I say this to you:
Fuck you.
I don’t give a rats ass if your fuel costs have quadupled over the past year. Pass along those costs to the business travelers, not American troops on their way to fight a war.
How much do your CEOs pay for their extra bags?
Oh, “nothing”? Yeah, that’s what I thought.
Who the fuck do you think protects the very airspace you require to run your business? Who keeps the skies safe for your pilots and passengers?
The people at the airlines that came up with this shortsighted policy are clearly ignorant, inbred, stupid, motherfuckers that don’t deserve to live in this country to begin with.
I don’t give a shit what your stock price is. Look elsewhere to increase your bottom line.
I also don’t give a shit what your personal beliefs are on the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, nor what your political leanings are.
The members of our military are the best in the world, and they are doing the job that you don’t want to do. They are the ones voluntarily risking their lives, protecting your freedom to sit on your ass at the airline corporate offices, counting beans and coming up with asinine baggage policies.
Not only should you allow our troops to carry extra baggage on their way to war, for free - you should also provide them with an extra seat so they have room for their balls - something the airline execs clearly lack.
Semper Fi.
Backup Plan
August 11th, 2008Backup Plan
Always Have One
One of the really cool things about life is how you learn something new every day.
You know, not once per month, or even once per week, but at least once per day.
It’s kind of amazing when you think about it.
For example, just last week I learned that when you have your favorite FTP client program open - Filezilla in this case - and you’re connected to the favorite website that you happen to own - Blog About Nothing in this case - and you have one directory of your website opened on the right side of your screen, and you have one directory from your local computer opened on the left side of your screen… Well, let’s just say that you had better know which one is selected before you hit the “Delete” key.
Oh, and yeah… All images older than 03/2008 are now gone from this blog.
Dammit.
At least my cheerleaders didn’t get deleted.
Journalism 101
July 10th, 2008Journalism 101
Can’t Be That Difficult
In an article posted on the Atlanta Journal-Constitution website, one genius reporter came up with the following within a story about afternoon showers…
As with the past few days, parts of Atlanta can expect from a quarter of an inch to a few inches, forecasters say.
And like most summer thunderstorms, lightning will be likely.
Yes, friends, apparently “lightning will be likely” during this thunderstorm. Because, after all, most thunderstorms contain lightning.
OK Einstein…
See kids, this is why you shouldn’t do drugs.
Jackson Is Nuts
July 10th, 2008Jackson Is Nuts
More Double Standards
Another free pass…
Unless you’re living in a cave, you’ve heard it by now. An open microphone caught Jesse Jackson threatening Barack Obama’s balls before a scheduled interview.
“See, Barack [has] been talking down to black people . . . I wanna cut his nuts out,” Jackson said.
But, all is well now because Jesse apologized and this incident will soon be forgotten.
Of course, when Michael Richards says “nigger” at an adult comedy club, the entire world stops turning, he’s shunned by the community, labeled a racist, makes multiple public apologies and has to attend racial diversity counseling.
Personally, I’d much rather be called a nigger, or a cracker in my case, than have someone threaten to cut my nuts off. Not only did Jackson insult Obama, he has insulted the entire nut-owning community. I am personally offended by his comments, and I demand restitution.
Dumbass Treatment
July 9th, 2008Dumbass Treatment
My Proposal
Is there anyone that does not agree that we really need to legalize punching dumbasses in the face?
You know, only when justified of course.
There’s that certain group of people - The Dumbasses - that really could benefit from the sort of behavioral management that a punch in the face can offer. Sadly, this Dumbass group grows in number with each passing day, as there seems to be no specific entrance exam or prerequisites… Other than being a dumbass.
A perfect example of a dumbass in need of a face-punching is portrayed in this article which from The Atlanta Journal-Constitution:
Police seek woman who threw kitten from moving car
By JOSE PAGLIERY
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Published on: 07/09/08Atlanta police are looking for a woman who reportedly threw a gray kitten out of her moving car.
According to Elasha Germain, a specialist at the Atlanta Humane Society, a red-haired woman in her mid-50s tried to leave three cats at the center on June 21. When Germain told her the center was full and could not take any more animals, the woman turned violent — on the cats.
A police report states the woman violently shook the crate holding the cats as she walked back to her red Ford Focus. When Germain said she’d call police to report the act of animal cruelty, the woman tossed the crate into her car and drove off.
But before she got far down the road, the woman flung one of the kittens out the window, Germain told police.
Despite their efforts, center officials could not find the kitten.
Germain said the woman had come to the Atlanta Humane Society earlier in the day, but was referred to Fulton County Animal Control. When the Fulton center’s officials told her Saturday was not an “owner surrender day,” she returned to the Humane Society.
Police were provided the woman’s car tag but no arrest has been made, according to Atlanta police officer Eric Schwartz.
Now, come on, is there a single person out there that doesn’t agree with punching this dumbass in the face?
Normally I’d give a free pass to a redhead, but not in the case of kitten abuse.
Marxist America
June 19th, 2008Marxist America
It’s Closer Than You Think
House Democrats yesterday called for the government to own refineries so it could better control the flow of the oil supply.
Representative Maurice Hinchey (D-NY) said “We (the government) should own the refineries. Then we can control how much gets out into the market.”
Excuse me Rep. Hinchey… It appears that you might need some help removing your head from your ass.
Honestly, who the fuck votes for these imbeciles?
The last thing our country needs is the government owning anything related to oil, gasoline, or refineries.
What is the government’s track record on:
- Public schools?
- Social Security?
- Veterans Hospitals?
- FEMA?
- Balancing budgets?
- Tax code?
- Immigration?
- Border enforcement?
Government control of services and consumer goods has another name by definition: Socialism.
Change
May 20th, 2008Change
Yeah, Right.
The geniuses in Washington D.C. continue to amaze me with their incompetance.
Today, the U.S. House of Representatives (Democrat controlled by the way) passed a bill allowing the U.S. to sue OPEC for high oil prices.
In part:
The House overwhelmingly approved legislation Tuesday allowing the Justice Department to sue OPEC members for limiting oil supplies and working together to set crude prices, but the White House threatened to veto the measure.
The bill would subject OPEC oil producers, including Saudi Arabia, Iran and Venezuela, to the same antitrust laws that U.S. companies must follow.
Yeah, this is going to work out real well…
First, such an action is not enforceable. Does anyone really think the Saudis give a rat’s ass what American courts “order” them to do? They have the oil, they win.
Second, take a guess at how quickly such an action will push OPEC to sell yet more oil to China, and less to the U.S.
All this in order to try to tell voters they did “something” about gas prices. It’s a very sad situation that our representatives have drafted this legislation that has no basis in international law and is so belligerent that even Bush has threatened a veto if it passes due to the obvious consequences.
The members of Congress who drafted this and those who voted in favor should have their balls nailed to the wall - because this is a clear showing of incompetence and lack of understanding of the even basics of Law and Governance.
