Home Services
August 15th, 2008Home Services
Know Where To Start
When you’re in need of a contractor or service company for home or office services, where do you go to find a professional who you can trust?
If you are looking for Chicago granite countertops, are you just going to pick some random name from the phonebook or Internet?
There is a much better solution available to help you decide.
A quick visit to clicksmart.com will provide you with no-obligation contact information for certified experts who meet all state and local requirements, no matter what your service needs are.
Whether you need granite countertops in Chicago, or overhead doors in Florida, clicksmart.com is the one logical place to start.
Heaven
August 15th, 2008Heaven
Affordable Junior Clothing
Does the phrase Back to School shopping send shivers down your spine… and your bank account?
Have you always thought the term - Cheap Junior Clothing – was only found in fiction?
If so, then you’re not aware of one of the Internet’s best kept secrets: Heavenly Couture.
But, don’t misunderstand - At Heavenly Couture, Cheap Clothing doesn’t mean inferior clothing. It means affordable clothing.
How affordable?
How does $17.95 sound?
Pretty good?
Then you’re going to love the real pricing structure: “Everything is $17.95 or less”.
And, they do mean everything (excluding denim). Skirts, dresses, hoodies, pants, tops, jackets, shoes and everything else a stylish young woman needs in her wardrobe.
These are the highest quality designer junior clothing and women’s apparel – at a savings of 85%!
All orders over $75 even receive free shipping.
Stop fearing Back to School, and start shopping.
Can’t Live Without It
August 14th, 2008Can’t Live Without It
Necessity Of Life
An interesting question came this way…
What one item would you bring with you to a new planet if Earth was destroyed?
Well, my first thought, obviously, is my wife. Not only because of that whole “re-population” thing that we’d need to focus on, but because I’m not allowed to travel to other planets without her.
But, then I thought – well, that’s a given. So, what else can I not possibly live without? What one thing is more important to me than anything else on Earth, that could not possibly be found on another planet?
This was easy…
Cheetos.
I mean, come on. This is a no-brainer. Life without Cheetos is like life without happiness, only worse.
Questions like this arise when you visit OperationImmortality.com – a cool new website that allows you to leave a message for the universe and submit your suggestions for humanity’s greatest achievements. But, most interesting, is that you can register for a chance to have your DNA sent into space! That’s brings about some interesting thoughts.
Visit Operation Immortality: Leave your mark. Save Humanity. And you can learn all about Tabula Rasa.
Tabula Rasa is a very promising sci-fi MMO game unlike any others. In Tabula Rasa, you’ll find yourself in the middle of an intense, fast-paced, never-ending intergalactic fight for freedom against a hostile alien race. The game play is incredible and the graphics are groundbreaking in the world of online games.
Stop wasting time, go to OperationImmortality.com and give Tabula Rasa a try for free!
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Turbo Man
August 13th, 2008Turbo Man
Craving Air Induction
On my way home tonight, I finally realized what I need to cut time off of my commute. It was so easy all along, but I was trying too hard to think outside of the box – or, in this case, outside of the engine compartment.
If I add a turbocharger to my ride I can shave precious seconds off of each acceleration and could more easily pass the pokey drivers holding me back. TurboChargerPros.com has exactly what I need, and for incredibly affordable prices.
Of course, then I would need a new radar detector…
But, that’s a small price to pay for a more enjoyable driving experience.
See Your Money
August 13th, 2008See Your Money
By Not Wasting It
Why is it, exactly, that people still insist upon spending several hundreds of dollars on new eyeglasses at the “big name” optical franchises located in every mall across the nation?
Is it because they just have too much money and have run out of places to store it? Or, they’ve paid off every last cent of their debts and this is some sort of tax incentive? Or, even crazier, they actually believe the hype that those retailers sell better quality frames and lenses than lesser-expensive competitors?
For the record, all of those reasons would be equally incorrect.
The reality is, Zenni Optical provides a wide range of high quality frames and lenses for as little as $8.00 plus shipping. By cutting out the middle man and relying on word of mouth rather than a large marketing budget, they are able to provide exceptional deals to anyone in need of eyeglasses.
Don’t take my word for it though – Clark Howard, the popular U.S. talk radio host of the nationally syndicated consumer advocate program The Clark Howard Show, recently recommended Zenni Optical as well.
Just because these glasses are inexpensive, that doesn’t mean they are “cheap”. All eyeglasses from Zenni Optical include anti scratch coating (extra at the competitor), full UV protection (also extra at the competitor), thin and light 1.57 index lens (you know, still extra at the competitor) and a full guarantee.
You can pay for lenses, or you can pay for marketing. It’s your choice.
Pineapple Express Secrets
August 11th, 2008Pineapple Express Secrets
Better Than A Prop
I’ve always thought it would be pretty cool to be an actor in movies because they get to ignore the laws.
You know, they’re always driving around in exciting and dangerous ways, pulling u-turns in the middle of the street, or jumping their motorcycle from the fifth floor of a parking garage onto the roof of the building next to it.
They can shoot people who cross their paths, and they rarely get arrested for it – how many people did Tony Soprano whack and never get busted for?
And now, with Pineapple Express, it’s obvious that actors get to use pretty much any amount of drugs they desire, as long as it’s in the script. After all, they couldn’t possibly be fake, could they?
Turns out things aren’t quite as they seem in movies. Thanks to International Oddities – the company famous for non-tobacco “legal bud”, the actors in Pineapple Express kept everything legal.
The International Oddities products appear close enough to the “controlled substances” in every way that they are often used by Hollywood, as well as others throughout the world for their own recreational purposes.
Oh, and those car chases and motorcycle jumps?
Turns out they aren’t exactly what they appear to be either, but like the weed in Pineapple Express, it’s close enough.
Better Luggage
August 8th, 2008Better Luggage
Now They’ll Probably Lose It
Once again, Briggs and Riley has saved the day!
OK, not the day necessarily, but my budget.
I’ve got some international travel coming up soon and after many recent business trips, my luggage was pretty much on its last leg – or wheel in this case. No, I mean one of the bags was literally on its last wheel. I swear the airlines harbor some type of personal agenda against my luggage
Dead Zone
August 5th, 2008Dead Zone
Logical Explanation
So, my cell phones (we have five in our family) all work perfectly throughout my house, including the basement, with the exception of one room, which happens to be on the second floor. Without cell phone amplifiers, that room is practically a dead zone. And that, I believe, might just be the problem.
I’ve known for years that a ghost resides in my house – we call her Ashley. I’m not sure if that’s her real name, but so far she hasn’t objected.
Anyhow, it’s becoming more and more apparent that this one room, which should have the best cell reception in the house, has to be where Ashley stays most of the time.
I don’t really want her to leave… It’s pretty cool having your own ghost. I just wish she’d stop messing with my wireless signals.
Weight Limits
August 5th, 2008Weight Limits
Public Indecency
Now that I’ve got cruises and oceans on my mind, it occurs to me that I will need to get back into shape a bit before subjecting strangers to my almost naked body while sunbathing and swimming (and, you know, walking around on the deck nude after too many drinks).
Something easy, like diet pills, would be best. I have a bit of a problem saying “no” to great food, as well as saying “yes” to great exercise. Might need a little outside help…
The Love Boat
August 5th, 2008The Love Boat
To Fantasy Island?
I’ve been checking out pricing on cruises recently – which in itself is kind of weird because some years ago I naively imagined cruises were for “old people”. Maybe that was from watching too much Love Boat.
Anyhow, I now realize that real life isn’t exactly like television, and I’m taking advice from some of our friends who go on cruises almost every year.
Haven’t decided on which one yet, but the prices are far more attractive than I thought they would be. Maybe we’ll just have to take a couple to catch make up for all of those cruise-less years.
