Top 10 Things You Should Never Say To A Woman
January 25th, 2008As the weekend approaches, a little advice to share with the guys…
Top 10 things you should never say to a woman:
- “There’s no way you can be sure it’s mine.”
- “Was that the look you were going for?”
- “When are you due?”
- “Have you always been a woman?”
- “You walk like a duck.”
- “No, the jeans don’t make you look fat. Your ass makes you look fat.”
- “Does this smell like chloroform to you?”
- “Yes, I fantasize about other women all the time, why?”
- “What the hell, are those birth control or bitch pills?”
- “Your mom is really hot.”
- ” Stop being such an insecure, psycho-bitch!”
(…because Blog About Nothing Top 10 Lists go all the way to eleven!)
