Florida Slime

April 16th, 2008

Florida Slime

Time To Clean It Up

A few more details emerged regarding the Florida slime – also known as April Cooper, Britney Mayes, Kayla Hassell, Brittini Hardcastle, Cara Murphy, Mercades Nichols, Zachary Ashley, and Stephen Schumaker…

It seems that at least the female portion of the group is well known for their bullying behavior in the area. This wont bode well for their defense – not that they have any defense to begin with.

After the beating and resulting “kidnapping”, Victoria was dropped off at a CVS store because future-stripper and degenerate Mercades Nichols didn’t want Nichols’ “Nana” to see what they had done. When they dropped the badly bruised cheerleader off, they gave her a drink and said “sorry”.

Touching…

Victoria called a friend, who picked her up. Once at the friend’s house, the friend’s mother – who is a nurse – either urged Victoria to call 911, or initiated the call herself.

By the way… This unidentified friend and mother – they both rock. Victoria needs more people like this in her life.

The friend’s mother later revealed - “My daughter, herself, has had trouble with these same girls. They’ve tried to run her off the road and everything. So I do know these girls.”

Where’s Darwin when you need him?

Related:

Running With The Devil
Dumbass Of The Year
Polk County lockup
Punks
Another Win For Victoria
Justice For Victoria Lindsay

One Response to “Florida Slime”

  1. Steven Johanses Says:

    Well life is going to be real interesting for these little beast ladies. They are going to learn all sorts of new things in prison. This of course will include the art of developing your own look in the issued uniforms and putting your hair up just right so that it’s not pulled off your head. And speaking of head, oh my that’s going to be a new experience.

    Well like the dumbest things that have happened in recent history only one question can be asked. What the ##### were you girls thinking?

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