Global Something

April 5th, 2008

Global Something

It’s Too Hot, Or Maybe Too Cold

The BBC reported today that UN meteorologists indicate that “global temperatures will drop slightly this year”.

In fact, not only are the average global termperatures expected to drop this year, further analysis indicates that global temperatures have not risen since 1998.

Wait… Oh my God!!! It’s the coming of an ice age! We’re all doomed! Everybody panic!

Now, of course, to protect the ongoing funding and grants for their “research”, the global warming crowd suggest that this cooling is temporary and part of the normal cyclical changes in the environment.

Wait… What? Why is cooling normal, but warming is reason to panic? Don’t you need to have an amount of warming in order to have that “normal” cooling?

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