The Princess Diaries
August 27th, 2008The Princess Diaries
Part Deux
Ah, let’s all offer a collective sigh of sorrow for poor little Princess Michelle Rains of Suwanee, Georgia, who once again didn’t get her way.
(CAUTION – Foot stomping, pouting, tantrums, and the occasional punch to the chin are sure to follow).
See, when The Princess was charged with simple battery last week for hitting the president of the cheerleading association which her preteen daughter is a member of, she decided that charges should also be levied against the victim of her assault.
The Chief Magistrate disagreed with rains however, and ruled against the issuance of a warrant against the victim.
OMG!?!?! Like, I’m totally PO’d!!! This isn’t fair! This is NOT how you treat a Princess!
(stomp… stomp… stomp…)
Michelle Rains
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The attorney for the victim accused Michelle Rains of “grandstanding” and “victimizing a victim”.
Yeah, that sounds about right.
The husband of The Princess, Greg Rains, was there to support her in court. There’s no indication that he’s explained to her the problem with acting like a spoiled little brat while confronting someone at a cheerleading clinic being attended by 240 girls between the ages of 5 and 12. Maybe he wants to buy a helmet before discussing this with her.
Hopefully the judge in this case will sentence The Princess of Suwanee to anger management and conflict resolution classes.
Princess Michelle shouldn’t assume that others are always going to be so willing to take her shit. She’s lucky that this victim stood back and didn’t retaliate, because if she had put her hands in the face of some of my best female friends, the police would have been the least of her worries. Don’t assume that the “soccer mom” that you think you’re in a heated discussion with isn’t in fact a tattoed badass in conservative clothing, just waiting for a reason to kick your spoiled little ass.
Related Post: Setting An Example
Source: Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Photos: AJC Gallery | Cheerleading fight ends up in court
Tags: cheerleader mom
August 27th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
LOL! I love this post! And I know one of your female best friends who wouldn’t hesitate, and who would actually be very happy, to take that bitch down. This further proves that, just because you have a little money and think you’re better than everyone else, doesn’t mean you have any class. Or common sense….
August 27th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
Oh, yes, you do know her very well - and, yes, she is the one I was thinking about.
August 27th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
great minds…
September 5th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Maybe the judge should look into Michelle’s history in the Atlanta tennis community. Even her old teammates apologize for her behavior which has included shoving a pregnant opponent. She is shameless and I feel sorry for her children.