Drug Rehab

September 16th, 2008

Drug Rehab

The First Step To Political Adviser

So, Lindsay Lohan is fresh out of drug rehab and sharing her political views with the world. And not a moment too soon, because I was waiting for some sort of direction from someone more famous than I. After all, we already heard from Matt Damon, so the input from Lindsay just reconfirms what I had already learned.

I’m sure that drug rehabilitation brings forth a great clarity in one’s mind. A Clearer view of the world and the universe, and especially the political landscape. Lindsay has that clear view now, and I’m ecstatic that she has given the rest of us direction.

I know that personally, when it comes to advice on politics, science, religion, or the economy, there’s nobody I trust more than celebrities. After all, they’re in movies, they must be far smarter than me.

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