Super Diet Pills

July 11th, 2010

Super Diet Pills

The Future

I don’t need to diet. I just need really good diet pills.

You know, sort of like on the Jetsons, where your entire meal is contained in a pill – only in the reverse. I want to be able to eat all of the tasty, high-fat, foods that I can get my hands (and tongue) on – then just take a little diet pill that immediately vaporizes all of the calories that I just ate.

Is that asking too much?

Oh… Yeah… And I want my flying car too.

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