Sometimes Words Have Two Meanings
July 11th, 2007What happened to Blog About Nothing?
Like any good product, from toilet paper to cars, you occasionally need to reinvent the proverbial wheel. Otherwise, you end up with an obsolete car and boring toilet paper. Imagine if we still lived in a single-ply world?
Blog About Nothing lives on. I’m sure it will continue to live on – at least as long as I do. It might be fun to read my senile old man rants (Get off my lawn!) as the future unwinds. And let’s face it, aren’t we all looking forward to that benefit of old age, where you can say what you want, to whoever you want, no matter how inappropriate it may be?
Despite some new ideas for the old Blog About Nothing, there are some things that will not change. There will remain the appropriate high level of attention toward smoking hot redheads, zombies, cheerleaders, and their sweet combined form of smoking hot redhead zombie cheerleaders from hell.
And this blog will continue to be about nothing. Not literally “nothing†of course. Smoking hot redhead zombie cheerleaders from hell certainly can’t be classified as “nothingâ€. (By the way, they get really pissed off when you “classify†them into any preconceived group. I’m not sure if it’s the redhead genes, or the zombie genes, or even the hell genes, as they are all so interchangeable. But consider yourself warned).
Amazingly, it’s more difficult to write about nothing than one might imagine. There are times when something is worth writing about. Something more important than the natural beauty of redheads (I know – I’m just saying that theoretically there “could†be something more important than the natural beauty of redheads – humor me).
So, what is a person to do when they have a blog – let’s say a blog about nothing – which they barely have any time to maintain, and often times have no inspiration to write anything at all?
Well, of course, they start an additional blog. Not a blog about nothing, but rather a Blog About Something.
Ahhhh…. See what I did there?
There is a certain high level of logic behind this. It’s a certain logic that only I could come up with, and is sure to be incorrect, poorly executed, and doomed for failure. Not at all unlike that one time when I attempted to wallpaper my bathroom.
So this journey of expression will now have two paths you can by, but in the long run, there’s still time to change the road you’re on.
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