RIP George
June 23rd, 2008RIP George
You’ll Be Missed.
“If God had intended us not to masturbate he would’ve made our arms shorter.”
“The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”
“I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don’t have as many people who believe it.”
“Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.”
As a final farewell to Mr. Carlin, I would just like to say…
- Shit
- Piss
- Fuck
- Cunt
- Cocksucker
- Motherfucker
- Tits
Oh, and PS…
- Fart
- Turd
- Twat
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