Christmas List
July 30th, 2008Christmas List
Dear Santa…
I’ve finally reached the point in my life where I’m going to just come right out and ask for things I want.
In the past, there have been things I wanted that just weren’t in the budget, or might cause embarrassment for my friends and loved ones, or trigger some alert at the FBI that would have my house surrounded by snipers in a matter of minutes.
In fact, there’s a few things that fit into all of those categories at the same time.
I’ll start slow though, and keep it only within legal and community accepted standards.
I want a Goth Girl.
I want a tub full of Cheetos.
Better yet, I want them combined… And delivered.
Sometimes you’ve just got to ask…
