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August 15th, 2008

No Bigfoot News

Bigfoot News Conference A Flop

Coming as not much of a surprise to anyone, the anxiously awaited Bigfoot press conference focusing on the Georgia Bigfoot claim revealed… nothing.

CNN was there. FNN was there. About 100 reporters were there.

The “evidence”?

Well… Not there.

The actions of these rednecks will not dispell the beliefs of this writer however. Bigfoot is out there somewhere, probably watching all of this unfold from the comfort of his den in the forest, laughing his hairy ass off.

Believe.

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