August 15th, 2008
Home Services
Know Where To Start
When you’re in need of a contractor or service company for home or office services, where do you go to find a professional who you can trust?
If you are looking for Chicago granite countertops, are you just going to pick some random name from the phonebook or Internet?
There is a much better solution available to help you decide.
A quick visit to clicksmart.com will provide you with no-obligation contact information for certified experts who meet all state and local requirements, no matter what your service needs are.
Whether you need granite countertops in Chicago, or overhead doors in Florida, clicksmart.com is the one logical place to start.
Posted in Misc |
August 15th, 2008
Bigfoot DNA
News Conference Update
A little more information has been released from the Bigfoot press conference…
Of the three DNA samples submitted by the Georgia Rednecks™, two came back as human, and one as a combination of human and possum.
Either this Bigfoot was having a very strange encounter right before his death, or these dumbasses are full of shit.
Besides, Bigfoot is too busy organizing his political campaign to be strolling around in the north Georgia woods.
Tags: bigfoot, dna
Posted in Nothing |
August 15th, 2008
Heaven
Affordable Junior Clothing
Does the phrase Back to School shopping send shivers down your spine… and your bank account?
Have you always thought the term - Cheap Junior Clothing – was only found in fiction?
If so, then you’re not aware of one of the Internet’s best kept secrets: Heavenly Couture.
But, don’t misunderstand - At Heavenly Couture, Cheap Clothing doesn’t mean inferior clothing. It means affordable clothing.
How affordable?
How does $17.95 sound?
Pretty good?
Then you’re going to love the real pricing structure: “Everything is $17.95 or less”.
And, they do mean everything (excluding denim). Skirts, dresses, hoodies, pants, tops, jackets, shoes and everything else a stylish young woman needs in her wardrobe.
These are the highest quality designer junior clothing and women’s apparel – at a savings of 85%!
All orders over $75 even receive free shipping.
Stop fearing Back to School, and start shopping.
Posted in Misc |
August 15th, 2008
No Bigfoot News
Bigfoot News Conference A Flop
Coming as not much of a surprise to anyone, the anxiously awaited Bigfoot press conference focusing on the Georgia Bigfoot claim revealed… nothing.
CNN was there. FNN was there. About 100 reporters were there.
The “evidence”?
Well… Not there.
The actions of these rednecks will not dispell the beliefs of this writer however. Bigfoot is out there somewhere, probably watching all of this unfold from the comfort of his den in the forest, laughing his hairy ass off.
Believe.
Tags: bigfoot
Posted in Nothing |
August 14th, 2008
Can’t Live Without It
Necessity Of Life
An interesting question came this way…
What one item would you bring with you to a new planet if Earth was destroyed?
Well, my first thought, obviously, is my wife. Not only because of that whole “re-population” thing that we’d need to focus on, but because I’m not allowed to travel to other planets without her.
But, then I thought – well, that’s a given. So, what else can I not possibly live without? What one thing is more important to me than anything else on Earth, that could not possibly be found on another planet?
This was easy…
Cheetos.
I mean, come on. This is a no-brainer. Life without Cheetos is like life without happiness, only worse.
Questions like this arise when you visit OperationImmortality.com – a cool new website that allows you to leave a message for the universe and submit your suggestions for humanity’s greatest achievements. But, most interesting, is that you can register for a chance to have your DNA sent into space! That’s brings about some interesting thoughts.
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Tabula Rasa is a very promising sci-fi MMO game unlike any others. In Tabula Rasa, you’ll find yourself in the middle of an intense, fast-paced, never-ending intergalactic fight for freedom against a hostile alien race. The game play is incredible and the graphics are groundbreaking in the world of online games.
Stop wasting time, go to OperationImmortality.com and give Tabula Rasa a try for free!
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Posted in Misc |
August 14th, 2008
Happy Birthday Melanie
“What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.”
~Aristotle
BFF
Many people cross our paths,
With exchanged words and glances each day.
Some of these strangers become our friends,
Many more go their own way.
But there is one friend in the life of each of us,
Who seems not a separate person with a separate goal.
Instead, an expansion - an interpretation - of one’s self,
The very meaning of one’s soul.
This friend is different than the rest,
Her friendship is a lifelong endeavor.
There’s no doubt nor question,
she is my Best Friend, Forever.
Tags: BFF
Posted in Nothing |
August 13th, 2008
Turbo Man
Craving Air Induction
On my way home tonight, I finally realized what I need to cut time off of my commute. It was so easy all along, but I was trying too hard to think outside of the box – or, in this case, outside of the engine compartment.
If I add a turbocharger to my ride I can shave precious seconds off of each acceleration and could more easily pass the pokey drivers holding me back. TurboChargerPros.com has exactly what I need, and for incredibly affordable prices.
Of course, then I would need a new radar detector…
But, that’s a small price to pay for a more enjoyable driving experience.
Posted in Misc |
August 13th, 2008
I Want To Believe
Bigfoot Lives!
Well, OK, not this specific Bigfoot - but the rest of his tribe appears to be OK!
Surely you’re heard the news by now… A Bigfoot corpse has been discovered in my beautiful state of Georgia.
(original source and press release)
This awesome “monster” has been my favorite “mythical creature” since I was a child. There was always something really cool about this guy. Well, you know, not the dead guy in the photo, but the live ones that walk around in the forest.
So, yeah, I’m pretty skeptical of this latest claim - especially since it could be a well-devised marketing plan. But, I will hold out my hopes that this is real, and even more important, that these Bigfoots… um, Bigfeet… live right here in my state.
Tags: bigfoot, georgia, monster
Posted in Nothing |
August 13th, 2008
See Your Money
By Not Wasting It
Why is it, exactly, that people still insist upon spending several hundreds of dollars on new eyeglasses at the “big name” optical franchises located in every mall across the nation?
Is it because they just have too much money and have run out of places to store it? Or, they’ve paid off every last cent of their debts and this is some sort of tax incentive? Or, even crazier, they actually believe the hype that those retailers sell better quality frames and lenses than lesser-expensive competitors?
For the record, all of those reasons would be equally incorrect.
The reality is, Zenni Optical provides a wide range of high quality frames and lenses for as little as $8.00 plus shipping. By cutting out the middle man and relying on word of mouth rather than a large marketing budget, they are able to provide exceptional deals to anyone in need of eyeglasses.
Don’t take my word for it though – Clark Howard, the popular U.S. talk radio host of the nationally syndicated consumer advocate program The Clark Howard Show, recently recommended Zenni Optical as well.
Just because these glasses are inexpensive, that doesn’t mean they are “cheap”. All eyeglasses from Zenni Optical include anti scratch coating (extra at the competitor), full UV protection (also extra at the competitor), thin and light 1.57 index lens (you know, still extra at the competitor) and a full guarantee.
You can pay for lenses, or you can pay for marketing. It’s your choice.
Posted in Misc |
August 13th, 2008
Airline Suckage
You Thought They Couldn’t Get Worse?
WARNING - This post contains a lot of fucking profanity.
I don’t want to go off on a rant here, but just when you thought airlines couldn’t possibly get any worse… The following is revealed by cnn.com:
“Some airlines are charging U.S. soldiers extra baggage fees to take their military kits with them as they set off for war.
Military personnel carry large, heavy kit bags containing boots, clothing and gear. In the past few months, airlines have instituted fees for all travelers ranging from $15 for one bag to $250 for a third bag.”
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So, I was thinking… To the airlines mandating these policies, I have a very special message for you…
And, please, I mean this from the very bottom of my heart, and I say it with the greatest conviction imaginable. It is with the voice of every last ounce of my soul when I say this to you:
Fuck you.
I don’t give a rats ass if your fuel costs have quadupled over the past year. Pass along those costs to the business travelers, not American troops on their way to fight a war.
How much do your CEOs pay for their extra bags?
Oh, “nothing”? Yeah, that’s what I thought.
Who the fuck do you think protects the very airspace you require to run your business? Who keeps the skies safe for your pilots and passengers?
The people at the airlines that came up with this shortsighted policy are clearly ignorant, inbred, stupid, motherfuckers that don’t deserve to live in this country to begin with.
I don’t give a shit what your stock price is. Look elsewhere to increase your bottom line.
I also don’t give a shit what your personal beliefs are on the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, nor what your political leanings are.
The members of our military are the best in the world, and they are doing the job that you don’t want to do. They are the ones voluntarily risking their lives, protecting your freedom to sit on your ass at the airline corporate offices, counting beans and coming up with asinine baggage policies.
Not only should you allow our troops to carry extra baggage on their way to war, for free - you should also provide them with an extra seat so they have room for their balls - something the airline execs clearly lack.
Semper Fi.
Tags: airlines, military, war
Posted in Dumbass |
