Cheerleader VP
August 29th, 2008Cheerleader VP
More About Sarah
Just when I thought there was no way I could possibly like VP contender Sarah Palin more than I already do, I discover that in addition to being a former mayor, beauty queen, musician, and point guard on the state champion basketball team in 1982, she was also a cheerleader.
The above photo of Sarah (Heath) Palin is from 1984, when she won Miss Congeniality. What we need now are some photos from her time as a cheerleader.
Oh, yeah, and I still like her political views as well.
Arresting Mercades
August 8th, 2008Arresting Mercades
It’s Habit Forming
It’s been a while since I’ve posted an update on my favorite high school cheerleader, Victoria Lindsay – or more specifically, the fucktards that were arrested for assaulting her.
Let’s just say, when I’m right, I’m right…
And, yes, I usually am.
Back on May 19th, 2008 I mentioned in a related post that one of the assailants, Stephen Schumaker, had been arrested again since his original release in this case. I also mentioned in that post that more of these jackasses would be revisiting jail sooner rather than later.
In fact, I said:
“Put me down for $20 on Mercades Nichols, who I predict will violate her pre-trial conditions before long.”
Well, here we are, three months later, and I’ve learned that precious little snowflake Mercades Nichols has indeed been arrested, again…
What for this time?
Oh, just three counts of misdemeanor battery, one count of misdemeanor stalking, two counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and one count of aggravated stalking, which are third-degree felonies.
This arrest stems from a violation of a restraining order filed by her ex-boyfriend last year.
Mommy and daddy must be so proud of their little 17 year-old princess.
When at 17, it has been shown beyond any reasonable doubt that you will never be anything but a burden to society, it’s time to consider just deporting this idiot to Zimbabwe.
And, for the love of God, sterilize her parents.
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Previous Blog About Nothing posts about Tori and this case:
Tempting Brittini
July 9th, 2008Tempting Brittini
Can She Resist The Urges?
This actually happened a week ago, but I’ve been too pissed off about it to address the topic.
Brittini Hardcastle, one of the bitches charged in the beating of Victoria Lindsay, Blog About Nothing’s favorite high school cheerleader, is no longer under house arrest conditions.
That’s right; her attorney was able to convince Judge Spoto that she should no longer be subjected to such restrictions while she awaits her trial on felony charges of kidnapping, battery and witness tampering.
You know, because Ms Hardcastle has so much to contribute to society, why should we all be denied her companionship?
I figure this will just give her more opportunities to violate her pretrial release conditions. Come on Brittini… You know you can’t resist those temptations… Go for it.
Skank.
Previous Blog About Nothing posts about Tori:
Buying Witnesses
June 13th, 2008Buying Witnesses
Would You Expect Anything Else From Florida?
Just hours ago, prosecutors in the Victoria Lindsay beating case announced they are dropping charges against Cara Murphy, 16, Stephen Schumaker, 18, and Zachary Ashley, 17 – who had faced kidnapping and battery charges in the case.
The State Attorney’s office noted the same explanation for each of them, “Further investigation has shown that there is insufficient evidence to proceed with charges against the defendant.”
Can anyone say “state’s witnesses”?
Obviously, the state is gearing up for the criminal trials of the remaining defendants by securing testimony from these jackasses.
Tori has a lot of friends out there now though. I wouldn’t advise these three to stray far from the safety of their own homes.
Just sayin’…
Previous Blog About Nothing posts about Tori:
Caged Heat
June 3rd, 2008Caged Heat
No Love For Mercades
Following up on the June 1st post here regarding Mercades Nichols’ desire to be let out of her cage…
This morning, Circuit Judge Keith Spoto denied her request to be able to speak to the media regarding charges against her of beating a 17-year-old former Mulberry High School cheerleader (Blog About Nothing’s favorite high school cheerleader that is!).
Judge Spoto did lift some house arrest restrictions Nichols was under, allowing her to attend church and find a job. I’m sure Mercades has been craving both church and work.
Her lawyer, James Holz, said his client wanted to defend herself against the criminal allegations she faces. Holz accused Polk Sheriff Grady Judd of “spinning” a case for political gain. And, you know, those videos must lie.
So, as expected, it’s another good day for Victoria.
Mercades Nichols Has A Dream
June 1st, 2008Mercades Nichols
Has A Dream
Free At Last? Let’s Hope Not…
A bit of news out of Lakeland, Florida regarding Tori’s case…
Mercades Nichols, one of eight teens charged as adults in the March beating of 16-year-old cheerleader Victoria Lindsay, is seeking permission to talk publicly about the case and travel out of state to give interviews, according to a written request filed in Circuit Court.
I think my unwavering support of Victoria should already indicate what my opinion is on this request from little miss skank Mercades.
The motion to modify the terms of Nichols’ pretrial release also requests eliminating her house arrest conditions and allowing her to get a job.
Nichols’ lawyer, James Holz, said he was advised to file the motion after asking permission from a court employee for Nichols to speak with the media and “issue a possible apology.”
A hearing on the motion is scheduled for 8:30 a.m. Tuesday in Circuit Court before Judge Keith Spoto.
Oh, you can be sure that the results of the hearing will be posted here on Blog About Nothing.
Keep supporting Tori!
Please visit – or revisit – all of the Victoria Lindsay related posts.
Jennifer
May 12th, 2008Jennifer
Our Favorite Zombie Cheerleader
The great news just keeps rolling in… The always stunning Megan Fox – recently voted as the sexiest woman alive by Maxim magazine – is hard at work filming Jennifer’s Body.
Currently filming in Vancouver, British Columbia, our favorite zombie cheerleader was spotted filming a topless scene in the chilly Canadian wilderness.
Wait…
Topless zombie cheerleaders?
Oh, yes, there is a God.
Sadly, we’ll need to wait for the release of the movie to see “everything”.
Amazing Statements
April 23rd, 2008Amazing Statements
About Our Precious Little Snowflake
Some new and fascinating statements were released yesterday related to the Victory Lindsay case in Lakeland, Florida.
The statements indicate that Mary Nichols, grandmother of little skank Mercades Nichols, was troubled that her granddaughter was one of the eight teens participating in the beating of our favorite cheerleader.
Grandmother Nichols stated “I don’t care what anybody does, nobody deserves to be beat like that”.
Well, Gramdma, I respectfully disagree. Your piece of shit granddaughter deserved to be beat like that. In fact, if someone with parental authority had beat her like this during any of her previous outbursts, threats, or arrests, Victoria would not be suffering physically and emotionally as she is today.
Gramdma goes on to say that her granddaughter has “a lot of anger”, but that she has also “shown compassion for stray dogs and rabbits”.
What the fuck? Compassion for dogs and bunnies, but absolutely zero compassion for a fellow human being?
