Bigfoot DNA
August 15th, 2008Bigfoot DNA
News Conference Update
A little more information has been released from the Bigfoot press conference…
Of the three DNA samples submitted by the Georgia Rednecks™, two came back as human, and one as a combination of human and possum.
Either this Bigfoot was having a very strange encounter right before his death, or these dumbasses are full of shit.
Besides, Bigfoot is too busy organizing his political campaign to be strolling around in the north Georgia woods.
