Stupid Dog
May 19th, 2008Stupid Dog
Why Me?
Why do I always end up with the retarded animals (no offense to the retarded people I know)?
All of the other people in my neighborhood have these normal, well-behaved canines that they can walk around with, and still keep their dignity.
Me… I have a jackass.
Her latest thing is that she’s terrified of bicycles. Well, there is a bit of a history with that one that I’d rather not get into right now, as it did involve me on a mountain bike, the dog on a leash, and about two weeks of recovery. But, I digress…
This is an 80 pound dog we’re talking about, not some little muffin, rat-dog.
Yesterday when I tried walking between two parked bicycles with her she panicked and started trying to run away. Being leashed, she didn’t have far to go, but was about to tip one of the bikes over, pulling me over the top of it.
We had to move the bikes onto the lawn before she would proceed up the sidewalk.
