Setting An Example
August 22nd, 2008Setting An Example
A Bad One That Is
What is the best way for mature adults to resolve conflicts?
Well, if the conflict has arisen from an earth shattering injustice – such as your 9 year-old cheerleader daughter didn’t end up being placed into the desired squad – then apparently punching the president of cheerleading in the chin is a desirable method.
At least, if you’re 39 year-old Michelle Rains of Suwanee, Georgia that is.
The Forsyth County mom was arrested on August 15, 2008 and charged with simple battery in the case.
The altercation occurred in the gym at a local high school. Spoiled Princess Rains was, according to the police report, demanding that her daughter be placed on another squad.
When told that change would not be completed at the cheer clinic, the report states that Rains yelled “This is not over!” and during an apparently minor scuffle ended up hitting the victim in the chin, before taunting her with “Oh, did it hurt!?”
The moral of the story is clear… If your precious little snowflake doesn’t get everything she wants – or in this case, everything you want her to have – be sure to demand that everyone caters to your desires, even if it requires yelling, shoving, and making a fool out of yourself publicly.
We’re talking about cheerleading for a youth football organization here… Chill.

(Michelle Rains)
I’m just so damn sick of “adults” (and I use that term loosely) who throw their little temper tantrums when things don’t go their way.
There are literally hundreds of thousands of American citizens losing their homes to foreclosure, tens of thousands losing their jobs, and the biggest apparently problem in this woman’s life is that her child didn’t get placed onto the preferred cheerleading squad.
Source: ForsythNews.com
Dumbass Treatment
July 9th, 2008Dumbass Treatment
My Proposal
Is there anyone that does not agree that we really need to legalize punching dumbasses in the face?
You know, only when justified of course.
There’s that certain group of people - The Dumbasses - that really could benefit from the sort of behavioral management that a punch in the face can offer. Sadly, this Dumbass group grows in number with each passing day, as there seems to be no specific entrance exam or prerequisites… Other than being a dumbass.
A perfect example of a dumbass in need of a face-punching is portrayed in this article which from The Atlanta Journal-Constitution:
Police seek woman who threw kitten from moving car
By JOSE PAGLIERY
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Published on: 07/09/08Atlanta police are looking for a woman who reportedly threw a gray kitten out of her moving car.
According to Elasha Germain, a specialist at the Atlanta Humane Society, a red-haired woman in her mid-50s tried to leave three cats at the center on June 21. When Germain told her the center was full and could not take any more animals, the woman turned violent — on the cats.
A police report states the woman violently shook the crate holding the cats as she walked back to her red Ford Focus. When Germain said she’d call police to report the act of animal cruelty, the woman tossed the crate into her car and drove off.
But before she got far down the road, the woman flung one of the kittens out the window, Germain told police.
Despite their efforts, center officials could not find the kitten.
Germain said the woman had come to the Atlanta Humane Society earlier in the day, but was referred to Fulton County Animal Control. When the Fulton center’s officials told her Saturday was not an “owner surrender day,” she returned to the Humane Society.
Police were provided the woman’s car tag but no arrest has been made, according to Atlanta police officer Eric Schwartz.
Now, come on, is there a single person out there that doesn’t agree with punching this dumbass in the face?
Normally I’d give a free pass to a redhead, but not in the case of kitten abuse.




