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RIP George

June 23rd, 2008

RIP George

You’ll Be Missed.

“If God had intended us not to masturbate he would’ve made our arms shorter.”

“The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”

“I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don’t have as many people who believe it.”

“Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.”

As a final farewell to Mr. Carlin, I would just like to say…

  • Shit
  • Piss
  • Fuck
  • Cunt
  • Cocksucker
  • Motherfucker
  • Tits

Oh, and PS…

  • Fart
  • Turd
  • Twat

:(