The Ant Farm
May 10th, 2008The Ant Farm
Also Known As The Kitchen
I’ve decided to give up the battle against the tiny little ants invading our kitchen. After all, they are kind of cute and as long as they stay out of the food, we shouldn’t be ingesting too many of them.
These little guys have also developed some sort of tolerance to the poisons I’ve been using. Actually, “tolerance” might be an understatement. It really appears that they enjoy it. On multiple occasions I’ve seen them sitting around in their little ant circles, getting high from the chemicals. And I swear that if you listen really closely, you can hear them singing Grateful Dead songs.
How can I continue to fight a war against such peace loving, hippy ants?
I just wish they’d stop driving their little VW bus through my cereal boxes. The Cheerios taste like exhaust fumes… Exhaust fumes, and pot.
