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Oh, you knew we hadn’t hit the bottom of the bailout bucket yet… But, the porn industry???

This recession is worse that I thought.

Rumor has it that porn kings Larry Flint (Hustler) and Joe Francis (Girls Gone Wild) are planning to ask Congress for their share of bailout funds.

Wait, does this mean that all taxpayers will be part owners of these companies as well? I might just have to go speak with some of my new employees.