Dumbass Treatment
July 9th, 2008Dumbass Treatment
My Proposal
Is there anyone that does not agree that we really need to legalize punching dumbasses in the face?
You know, only when justified of course.
There’s that certain group of people - The Dumbasses - that really could benefit from the sort of behavioral management that a punch in the face can offer. Sadly, this Dumbass group grows in number with each passing day, as there seems to be no specific entrance exam or prerequisites… Other than being a dumbass.
A perfect example of a dumbass in need of a face-punching is portrayed in this article which from The Atlanta Journal-Constitution:
Police seek woman who threw kitten from moving car
By JOSE PAGLIERY
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Published on: 07/09/08Atlanta police are looking for a woman who reportedly threw a gray kitten out of her moving car.
According to Elasha Germain, a specialist at the Atlanta Humane Society, a red-haired woman in her mid-50s tried to leave three cats at the center on June 21. When Germain told her the center was full and could not take any more animals, the woman turned violent — on the cats.
A police report states the woman violently shook the crate holding the cats as she walked back to her red Ford Focus. When Germain said she’d call police to report the act of animal cruelty, the woman tossed the crate into her car and drove off.
But before she got far down the road, the woman flung one of the kittens out the window, Germain told police.
Despite their efforts, center officials could not find the kitten.
Germain said the woman had come to the Atlanta Humane Society earlier in the day, but was referred to Fulton County Animal Control. When the Fulton center’s officials told her Saturday was not an “owner surrender day,” she returned to the Humane Society.
Police were provided the woman’s car tag but no arrest has been made, according to Atlanta police officer Eric Schwartz.
Now, come on, is there a single person out there that doesn’t agree with punching this dumbass in the face?
Normally I’d give a free pass to a redhead, but not in the case of kitten abuse.
