Sarah Is A Doll
September 9th, 2008Sarah Is A Doll
No, I Mean Literally
Well, I know what I want for Christmas this year…
The Sarah Palin Action Figure:
The Sarah Palin Super Hero Action Figure:
And my personal favorite, the Sarah Palin School Girl Doll:
These should keep me entertained until they release the life-size Sarah Palin latex love dolls.
Cheerleader VP
August 29th, 2008Cheerleader VP
More About Sarah
Just when I thought there was no way I could possibly like VP contender Sarah Palin more than I already do, I discover that in addition to being a former mayor, beauty queen, musician, and point guard on the state champion basketball team in 1982, she was also a cheerleader.
The above photo of Sarah (Heath) Palin is from 1984, when she won Miss Congeniality. What we need now are some photos from her time as a cheerleader.
Oh, yeah, and I still like her political views as well.
Vote For Sarah
August 29th, 2008Vote For Sarah
I Mean, McCain
Senator John McCain has just brought my vote back to the Republican Party. Sorry Mr. Barr, but McCain’s selection of 44 year-old Alaskan Governor Sarah Heath Palin for Vice President trumps my otherwise Libertarian views.
Put me down as a definite McCain-Palin voter in 2008.
Well, this isn’t exactly true. I am voting for Sarah Palin – she just happens to be on the McCain ticket. Considering Senator McCain’s age, there’s a good chance that he might be a one-term president, placing (the hopeful) Vice President Palin at the top of the heap in 2012.
Why my love for Sarah?
OK, let’s get this out of the way, because you know damned well I’m thinking it… Sarah Palin is, in my humble opinion, smoking hot. This GILF (the “G” is for Governor – you figure out the rest) could charm the most evil communist dictators into submission with her smile.
She is the youngest governor of Alaska, ever. She is the first female governor of Alaska, ever.
She is a former Miss Alaska runner-up.
She isn’t afraid of going against the flow, even within her own party. Sarah first gained statewide attention because of her whistleblowing on ethical violations by Alaska state Republican Party leaders. Clearly, she has an honest heart and doesn’t just follow the Party line.
Sarah defeated the incumbent governor in the Republican primary, and then went on to win the general election.
As governor, Palin has maintained an approval rating in the 80s and 90s through 2007 and 2008. That’s not a type… 80%-90% approval rating. This is almost unheard of.
I’ve studied her energy policies and stand on social issues, and I’m on board with her in both arenas.
By choosing Sarah, John McCain has made a wise decision. She will be an asset to his administration, as well as the GOP in general.
I have no doubt that, given the chance, she could bring respect and dignity back to the Republican Party. Something that has been erased over the past 8 years or so.
Oh, and did I mention that she’s totally hot?
Remember, a vote for McCain in 2008 is likely to lead to:
Sarah 2012 - Palin For President
