Top 10 Things You Should Never Say To A Woman

January 25th, 2008

As the weekend approaches, a little advice to share with the guys…

Top 10 things you should never say to a woman:

  1. “There’s no way you can be sure it’s mine.”
  2. “Was that the look you were going for?”
  3. “When are you due?”
  4. “Have you always been a woman?”
  5. “You walk like a duck.”
  6. “No, the jeans don’t make you look fat. Your ass makes you look fat.”
  7. “Does this smell like chloroform to you?”
  8. “Yes, I fantasize about other women all the time, why?”
  9. “What the hell, are those birth control or bitch pills?”
  10. “Your mom is really hot.”
  11. ” Stop being such an insecure, psycho-bitch!”

(…because Blog About Nothing Top 10 Lists go all the way to eleven!)

2 Responses to “Top 10 Things You Should Never Say To A Woman”

  1. melanie Says:

    You forgot one…

    11 1/2…”Oooooo…Don’t stop honey! I promise I won’t cum in your mouth!” ;)

  2. lizzy Says:

    very insightful :) Remember me ?

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